do not 2a22 the hacker

tiamatsheirs:

somanycodes:

thooo you came from a videogame.

>Snicker.

ride on a vacuum? ithtn’t that impractical though??

m’kay, tho what do you do in your normal time?

Not everything’s like it is in video games Sol.

[He rolls his eyes and chuckles]

Oh absolutely, but it works. I can literally go ZOOOOOOOM!

Well my normal time includes video games, playing with my pet cat, and filling out last minute paperwork so my poor bosses don’t cry. Albeit most of my reports are doodles. [he gives a wide grin] I do the best paper work.

it thould be.

>Snickersnicker.

…but what do you do that enableth you two do that?

my favourite part of rping ikaika are the shades

THESE SHADES

cantankerousgrammarian:

somanycodes:

cantankerousgrammarian:

somanycodes:

calm thy gyratiing nonethhinthtent  mammaries.

>Chucklechuckle

>Hey you only said that because he honestly looks like Mowgli downing that chocolate.

OH SHUT UP.

> You finish off the last of the chocolate and flip him off.

hehehehe.

>Smile at him.

thoo, how you doin?

NOT IN FOSTER CARE AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS.

> Resume combing through his cabinets because you are starving.

YOU?

oh fuck, what happened? are you two okay? dude JUTHT MOVE IIN WIITH ME. THERE’TH ROOM. II THWEAR PLEATHE JUTHT DO IIT.

>Ow your heart.

>Your cabinets are stacked, though.

do you want me to make you anyfin?

me? well i can move my fingerth and armth!

>Ok that last sentence sounded way too cheery.

…thomewhat.

weeps gently into the night i;m gonna log off ikaika for the night cause im gonna go to be d soon anywaY]]]]

tiamatsheirs:

somanycodes:

tiamatsheirs:

somanycodes:

oh thothe kindth of thpirith. because in thome rpgth it meanth tomething different.

>He shrugged.

oh poor lullipi…

>His mouth dropped to the floor. Dropped riiiight down.

>David has become badass.

>David has wind-nymphy-things in his service.

>When the fuck did this happen!?!?

hii leviia.

[Levia looked back before smiling at Sollux, and then vanishing. Her form gathering into the bird totem before David caught it.]

Lullipi’s fine. It was her time to go anyways.

[he grinned before falling back onto the couch. Bouncing a bit before grinning.]

And that’s just some of the things I get to do on a daily basis. Aw yeah workin’ as a mage is daaamn fine. [He gives a laugh before scratching his cheek]

bye leviia.

>It’s obvious how awestruck he. Because this dude is from a videogame holy SHIT.

what elthe do you do?

altho, wanna play thome videogameth?

Weeell. I teleport. I run. I throw fireballs. And I heal people. I can also do a little shapeshifting and ride on a vacuum when I think brooms are too mainstream.

[He gives a wry grin before chuckling]

Sounds awesome. ‘bout all I’ve been doing since I got back to this time.

thooo you came from a videogame.

>Snicker.

ride on a vacuum? ithtn’t that impractical though??

m’kay, tho what do you do in your normal time?

tiamatsheirs:

somanycodes:

oh thothe kindth of thpirith. because in thome rpgth it meanth tomething different.

>He shrugged.

oh poor lullipi…

>His mouth dropped to the floor. Dropped riiiight down.

>David has become badass.

>David has wind-nymphy-things in his service.

>When the fuck did this happen!?!?

hii leviia.

[Levia looked back before smiling at Sollux, and then vanishing. Her form gathering into the bird totem before David caught it.]

Lullipi’s fine. It was her time to go anyways.

[he grinned before falling back onto the couch. Bouncing a bit before grinning.]

And that’s just some of the things I get to do on a daily basis. Aw yeah workin’ as a mage is daaamn fine. [He gives a laugh before scratching his cheek]

bye leviia.

>It’s obvious how awestruck he. Because this dude is from a videogame holy SHIT.

what elthe do you do?

altho, wanna play thome videogameth?

cantankerousgrammarian:

somanycodes:

calm thy gyratiing nonethhinthtent  mammaries.

>Chucklechuckle

>Hey you only said that because he honestly looks like Mowgli downing that chocolate.

OH SHUT UP.

> You finish off the last of the chocolate and flip him off.

hehehehe.

>Smile at him.

thoo, how you doin?

cantankerousgrammarian:

somanycodes:

cantankerousgrammarian:

somanycodes:

thcooore, i know what to bribe you with!

>Laugh at him and follow him.

it’th in the cupboard, thilvether thallone, don’t break my house.

> You aren’t thilvethter anything you’re a man on a mission to get his chocolate.

> By the time he gets there you’ve already devoured half of it.

>Oh how rude how rude.

>Laugh.

hey wolf-boy. thup?

> Hiss at him and finish eating.

WE DO NOT MAKE JUNGLE BOOK REFERENCES IN MY VICINITY, GOT IT?

> Stupid book set in india stupid stupid stupid

> You hate that story

calm thy gyratiing nonethhinthtent  mammaries.

>Chucklechuckle

>Hey you only said that because he honestly looks like Mowgli downing that chocolate.