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do not 2a22 the hacker

you can call me 2ollux ii gue22
thii2 ii2 a very 2tupiid iidea but whatever
Aug 3 '12

tiamatsheirs:

Uh, They’re spirits Sollux. [he gives a light laugh] Lullipi died protecting her pups, And Levia is just one wind spirit out of a lot. Sooo. [he smiled before putting away the wolf totem and standing up. He tossed the bird in his hand a bit. He looked back and winked at Sollux before making a shh motion.] Spoilers.

[He tossed the totem again before it began glowing, a strong gust of wind flowing through the room.]

I’as nomes es Dracius. In accordance with our contract. I summon you forth. Levia, the blessed of the Wind.

[A large spark of light erupted from the totem, before it dissolved into the air. The room went completely still, the light vanishing. Slowly but surely, opaque, cloud like mist began to form by his feet. It rose, moving around David, before features began to form. Long white hair; small sharp eyes; long pointed ears. Her eyes seemed as though they looked through everything in the room. She put her hands on David’s shoulders, and whispered in his ear before giggling, the laugh filling the room and echoing just slightly.]

Sollux, meet Levia.

oh thothe kindth of thpirith. because in thome rpgth it meanth tomething different.

>He shrugged.

oh poor lullipi…

>His mouth dropped to the floor. Dropped riiiight down.

>David has become badass.

>David has wind-nymphy-things in his service.

>When the fuck did this happen!?!?

hii leviia.

Aug 3 '12

tiamatsheirs:

somanycodes:

what do they mean?

>Was that Sollux’s nerdboy fanboying showing yes yes it was.

won’t that iinconveniience the thpirith you’re thummoning?

Hahahaha. Well. That’s only if I summon my dragon friend. He’s a bit ornery about my commands, but Levia and Lullipi are always with me. 

[He digs in his pocket before pulling out two carved wooden totems. One is of a wolf, and the other of a bird.]

So they don’t really care. Eheheh.

tho they don’t have liveth anymore?

>You are confused.

>Tap at them though.

i’d really like two thee, though!

Aug 3 '12

cantankerousgrammarian:

somanycodes:

thcooore, i know what to bribe you with!

>Laugh at him and follow him.

it’th in the cupboard, thilvether thallone, don’t break my house.

> You aren’t thilvethter anything you’re a man on a mission to get his chocolate.

> By the time he gets there you’ve already devoured half of it.

>Oh how rude how rude.

>Laugh.

hey wolf-boy. thup?

Aug 3 '12

tiamatsheirs:

somanycodes:

tiamatsheirs:

Well. There’s Lullipi, who’s a wolf mother spirit. I met her when I was like… 13 and living on an island with some friends? It was before Drake fully took me in ya know? [He lifts up his sleeve and shows his right shoulder. He pointed at a dragon, a wolf, a shark, some form of golem of sand bricks, and a wind elemental] All these guys are the ones I usually use. They’re my best friends.

[He laughs before watching Sollux. His eyes widened lightly before he saw the armlet. His grin softened a bit, eyes looking genuinely glad to see it.]

Man, I haven’t seen one of those ins YEARS.

[he looks over the armlet for a moment]

Lost mine years ago. Had some bad blood with a group of people and it got cut, had to ditch it.

oh my god thweet! you’re like…thumoniing people like they’re captaiin planet, right??

>The fourteen year old smiled, and examined the tattoos.

wow you are thooo badathh.

>Admiration!!

…oh. i’m thorry. why didn’t you remake yourth again??

>Wouldn’t that be logical?

Hahaha, I guess I am pretty badass aren’t I?

[INSTANT CONFIDENCE]

But I didn’t really… want to? I can’t really explain it, sorry Sol. Spoilers and all that. [he gives an apologetic smile] I can’t mess up the time stream and stuff, ya know?

But I can show you how I summon things, if you want!

what do they mean?

>Was that Sollux’s nerdboy fanboying showing yes yes it was.

won’t that iinconveniience the thpirith you’re thummoning?

Aug 3 '12

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit:

somanycodes:

ii don’t feel liike moviing.

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

ii never 2aiid iit wa2n’t.

Aug 3 '12

tiamatsheirs:

somanycodes:

tiamatsheirs:

Yeaaah. Those types of painkillers.

Well yeah. I mean everyone runs out of energy, but that’s why I’m a good runner, and why I focus on summons and other stuff then pure blasting.

Using mah noggin’s a little more fun then just walking up to a person and punching them through a wall, ya know?

Besides, I’ve got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.

[He smiles before retrieving his shirt and placing his hand on the chest. It shudders before vanishing from sight.]

No problem Sollux. The most I can do for an old friend.

oooooh, tho what do you normally thummon??

>He became wideeyed behind his coloured lenses, which masked it.

yeah it ith, that’th what i normally did.

>The younger boy shook his head, remembering a thing which had happened.

hey!

>And then he took a little red chest that was chilling at the table, and opened it. Inside was an armlet, with a blue feather. The one David gave him when he came to visit his pain-stricken friend.

>Take out the armlet.

remember thith?

Well. There’s Lullipi, who’s a wolf mother spirit. I met her when I was like… 13 and living on an island with some friends? It was before Drake fully took me in ya know? [He lifts up his sleeve and shows his right shoulder. He pointed at a dragon, a wolf, a shark, some form of golem of sand bricks, and a wind elemental] All these guys are the ones I usually use. They’re my best friends.

[He laughs before watching Sollux. His eyes widened lightly before he saw the armlet. His grin softened a bit, eyes looking genuinely glad to see it.]

Man, I haven’t seen one of those ins YEARS.

[he looks over the armlet for a moment]

Lost mine years ago. Had some bad blood with a group of people and it got cut, had to ditch it.

oh my god thweet! you’re like…thumoniing people like they’re captaiin planet, right??

>The fourteen year old smiled, and examined the tattoos.

wow you are thooo badathh.

>Admiration!!

…oh. i’m thorry. why didn’t you remake yourth again??

>Wouldn’t that be logical?

Aug 3 '12

kwieta:

the “you wouldnt download a pizza” campaign is the worst way to convince people not to steal music of course i would download a pizza do u know who i am

Aug 3 '12

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit:

somanycodes:

moviie2 bored me and up untiill thii2 poiint iit hurt two type, henceforth game2 were out of the que2tiion.

Well, now that it doesn’t, what’s stopping You?

ii don’t feel liike moviing.

Aug 3 '12

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit:

somanycodes:

aw.

2o there goe2 the wonderou2 and perfectly plau2iible plan of a2kiing an aliien fbii equiivalent two 2hare the empiire’2 top 2ecret plan2 wiith a bored fourteen year old bored human and expectiing an an2wer.

If You’re bored, whY don’t You go do something entertaining? Sit down and watch a movie or something?

moviie2 bored me and up untiill thii2 poiint iit hurt two type, henceforth game2 were out of the que2tiion.

Aug 2 '12

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit:

somanycodes:

2o, got any iintere2tiing ca2e2?

Not at the moment, but I have in the recent past been working on a series. Before You ask, no, I won’t tell You about it.

aw.

2o there goe2 the wonderou2 and perfectly plau2iible plan of a2kiing an aliien fbii equiivalent two 2hare the empiire’2 top 2ecret plan2 wiith a bored fourteen year old bored human and expectiing an an2wer.