do not 2a22 the hacker

somanycodes:

cantankerousgrammarian:

somanycodes:

calm thy gyratiing nonethhinthtent mammaries.

>Chucklechuckle

>Hey you only said that because he honestly looks like Mowgli downing that chocolate.

OH SHUT UP.

> You finish off the last of the chocolate and flip him off.

hehehehe.

>Smile at him.

thoo, how you doin?

NOT IN FOSTER CARE AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS.

> Resume combing through his cabinets because you are starving.

YOU?

oh fuck, what happened? are you two okay? dude JUTHT MOVE IIN WIITH ME. THERE’TH ROOM. II THWEAR PLEATHE JUTHT DO IIT.

>Ow your heart.

>Your cabinets are stacked, though.

do you want me to make you anyfin?

me? well i can move my fingerth and armth!

>Ok that last sentence sounded way too cheery.

…thomewhat.

weeps gently into the night i;m gonna log off ikaika for the night cause im gonna go to be d soon anywaY]]]]

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 02:00:51 +0200

tiamatsheirs: somanycodes: tiamatsheirs: somanycodes: oh thothe kindth of thpirith. because in...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 02:00:20 +0200

somanycodes:

tiamatsheirs:

somanycodes:

oh thothe kindth of thpirith. because in thome rpgth it meanth tomething different.

>He shrugged.

oh poor lullipi…

>His mouth dropped to the floor. Dropped riiiight down.

>David has become badass.

>David has wind-nymphy-things in his service.

>When the fuck did this happen!?!?

hii leviia.

[Levia looked back before smiling at Sollux, and then vanishing. Her form gathering into the bird totem before David caught it.]

Lullipi’s fine. It was her time to go anyways.

[he grinned before falling back onto the couch. Bouncing a bit before grinning.]

And that’s just some of the things I get to do on a daily basis. Aw yeah workin’ as a mage is daaamn fine. [He gives a laugh before scratching his cheek]

bye leviia.

>It’s obvious how awestruck he. Because this dude is from a videogame holy SHIT.

what elthe do you do?

altho, wanna play thome videogameth?

Weeell. I teleport. I run. I throw fireballs. And I heal people. I can also do a little shapeshifting and ride on a vacuum when I think brooms are too mainstream.

[He gives a wry grin before chuckling]

Sounds awesome. ‘bout all I’ve been doing since I got back to this time.

thooo you came from a videogame.

>Snicker.

ride on a vacuum? ithtn’t that impractical though??

m’kay, tho what do you do in your normal time?

taylorphelps: Happy Fourth of July, everyone!!!This was my...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:54:44 +0200

taylorphelps:

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!!!

This was my first time experimenting with poppers and I wasn’t sure what they did!

tiamatsheirs: Tumblr...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:45:31 +0200

Tumblr Crushes:

somanycodes

wesensnightmare

lazarusholmes

reidobiwa

misteriousspectrum

thervandregz

underwwaterwwizard

linsexual

atrathequeen

Aw yeaaah. All my favorite people in one place.

Except Cicero. HMMM.

aaaaaaw yeeeaaaaaaah

tiamatsheirs: somanycodes: oh thothe kindth of thpirith. because in thome rpgth it meanth...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:27:33 +0200

somanycodes:

oh thothe kindth of thpirith. because in thome rpgth it meanth tomething different.

>He shrugged.

oh poor lullipi…

>His mouth dropped to the floor. Dropped riiiight down.

>David has become badass.

>David has wind-nymphy-things in his service.

>When the fuck did this happen!?!?

hii leviia.

[Levia looked back before smiling at Sollux, and then vanishing. Her form gathering into the bird totem before David caught it.]

Lullipi’s fine. It was her time to go anyways.

[he grinned before falling back onto the couch. Bouncing a bit before grinning.]

And that’s just some of the things I get to do on a daily basis. Aw yeah workin’ as a mage is daaamn fine. [He gives a laugh before scratching his cheek]

bye leviia.

>It’s obvious how awestruck he. Because this dude is from a videogame holy SHIT.

what elthe do you do?

altho, wanna play thome videogameth?

cantankerousgrammarian: somanycodes: calm thy gyratiing nonethhinthtent ...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:25:23 +0200

somanycodes:

calm thy gyratiing nonethhinthtent mammaries.

>Chucklechuckle

>Hey you only said that because he honestly looks like Mowgli downing that chocolate.

OH SHUT UP.

> You finish off the last of the chocolate and flip him off.

hehehehe.

>Smile at him.

thoo, how you doin?

cantankerousgrammarian: somanycodes: cantankerousgrammarian: somanycodes: thcooore, i know what...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:08:38 +0200

somanycodes:

cantankerousgrammarian:

somanycodes:

thcooore, i know what to bribe you with!

>Laugh at him and follow him.

it’th in the cupboard, thilvether thallone, don’t break my house.

> You aren’t thilvethter anything you’re a man on a mission to get his chocolate.

> By the time he gets there you’ve already devoured half of it.

>Oh how rude how rude.

>Laugh.

hey wolf-boy. thup?

> Hiss at him and finish eating.

WE DO NOT MAKE JUNGLE BOOK REFERENCES IN MY VICINITY, GOT IT?

> Stupid book set in india stupid stupid stupid

> You hate that story

calm thy gyratiing nonethhinthtent mammaries.

>Chucklechuckle

>Hey you only said that because he honestly looks like Mowgli downing that chocolate.

tiamatsheirs: Uh, They’re spirits Sollux. [he gives a light laugh] Lullipi died protecting her...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 01:01:51 +0200

Uh, They’re spirits Sollux. [he gives a light laugh] Lullipi died protecting her pups, And Levia is just one wind spirit out of a lot. Sooo. [he smiled before putting away the wolf totem and standing up. He tossed the bird in his hand a bit. He looked back and winked at Sollux before making a shh motion.] Spoilers.

[He tossed the totem again before it began glowing, a strong gust of wind flowing through the room.]

I’as nomes es Dracius. In accordance with our contract. I summon you forth. Levia, the blessed of the Wind.

[A large spark of light erupted from the totem, before it dissolved into the air. The room went completely still, the light vanishing. Slowly but surely, opaque, cloud like mist began to form by his feet. It rose, moving around David, before features began to form. Long white hair; small sharp eyes; long pointed ears. Her eyes seemed as though they looked through everything in the room. She put her hands on David’s shoulders, and whispered in his ear before giggling, the laugh filling the room and echoing just slightly.]

Sollux, meet Levia.

oh thothe kindth of thpirith. because in thome rpgth it meanth tomething different.

>He shrugged.

oh poor lullipi…

>His mouth dropped to the floor. Dropped riiiight down.

>David has become badass.

>David has wind-nymphy-things in his service.

>When the fuck did this happen!?!?

hii leviia.

tiamatsheirs: somanycodes: what do they mean? >Was that Sollux’s nerdboy fanboying showing yes...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 00:33:32 +0200

somanycodes:

what do they mean?

>Was that Sollux’s nerdboy fanboying showing yes yes it was.

won’t that iinconveniience the thpirith you’re thummoning?

Hahahaha. Well. That’s only if I summon my dragon friend. He’s a bit ornery about my commands, but Levia and Lullipi are always with me.

[He digs in his pocket before pulling out two carved wooden totems. One is of a wolf, and the other of a bird.]

So they don’t really care. Eheheh.

tho they don’t have liveth anymore?

>You are confused.

>Tap at them though.

i’d really like two thee, though!

cantankerousgrammarian: somanycodes: thcooore, i know what to bribe you with! >Laugh at him and...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 00:32:00 +0200

somanycodes:

thcooore, i know what to bribe you with!

>Laugh at him and follow him.

it’th in the cupboard, thilvether thallone, don’t break my house.

> You aren’t thilvethter anything you’re a man on a mission to get his chocolate.

> By the time he gets there you’ve already devoured half of it.

>Oh how rude how rude.

>Laugh.

hey wolf-boy. thup?

tiamatsheirs: somanycodes: tiamatsheirs: Well. There’s Lullipi, who’s a wolf mother spirit. I met...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 00:24:36 +0200

somanycodes:

tiamatsheirs:

Well. There’s Lullipi, who’s a wolf mother spirit. I met her when I was like… 13 and living on an island with some friends? It was before Drake fully took me in ya know? [He lifts up his sleeve and shows his right shoulder. He pointed at a dragon, a wolf, a shark, some form of golem of sand bricks, and a wind elemental] All these guys are the ones I usually use. They’re my best friends.

[He laughs before watching Sollux. His eyes widened lightly before he saw the armlet. His grin softened a bit, eyes looking genuinely glad to see it.]

Man, I haven’t seen one of those ins YEARS.

[he looks over the armlet for a moment]

Lost mine years ago. Had some bad blood with a group of people and it got cut, had to ditch it.

oh my god thweet! you’re like…thumoniing people like they’re captaiin planet, right??

>The fourteen year old smiled, and examined the tattoos.

wow you are thooo badathh.

>Admiration!!

…oh. i’m thorry. why didn’t you remake yourth again??

>Wouldn’t that be logical?

Hahaha, I guess I am pretty badass aren’t I?

[INSTANT CONFIDENCE]

But I didn’t really… want to? I can’t really explain it, sorry Sol. Spoilers and all that. [he gives an apologetic smile] I can’t mess up the time stream and stuff, ya know?

But I can show you how I summon things, if you want!

what do they mean?

>Was that Sollux’s nerdboy fanboying showing yes yes it was.

won’t that iinconveniience the thpirith you’re thummoning?

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit: somanycodes: ii don’t feel liike moviing. Sounds like a personal problem...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 00:17:08 +0200

somanycodes:

ii don’t feel liike moviing.

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

ii never 2aiid iit wa2n’t.

tiamatsheirs: somanycodes: tiamatsheirs: Yeaaah. Those types of painkillers. Well yeah. I mean...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 00:16:41 +0200

somanycodes:

tiamatsheirs:

Yeaaah. Those types of painkillers.

Well yeah. I mean everyone runs out of energy, but that’s why I’m a good runner, and why I focus on summons and other stuff then pure blasting.

Using mah noggin’s a little more fun then just walking up to a person and punching them through a wall, ya know?

Besides, I’ve got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.

[He smiles before retrieving his shirt and placing his hand on the chest. It shudders before vanishing from sight.]

No problem Sollux. The most I can do for an old friend.

oooooh, tho what do you normally thummon??

>He became wideeyed behind his coloured lenses, which masked it.

yeah it ith, that’th what i normally did.

>The younger boy shook his head, remembering a thing which had happened.

hey!

>And then he took a little red chest that was chilling at the table, and opened it. Inside was an armlet, with a blue feather. The one David gave him when he came to visit his pain-stricken friend.

>Take out the armlet.

remember thith?

Well. There’s Lullipi, who’s a wolf mother spirit. I met her when I was like… 13 and living on an island with some friends? It was before Drake fully took me in ya know? [He lifts up his sleeve and shows his right shoulder. He pointed at a dragon, a wolf, a shark, some form of golem of sand bricks, and a wind elemental] All these guys are the ones I usually use. They’re my best friends.

[He laughs before watching Sollux. His eyes widened lightly before he saw the armlet. His grin softened a bit, eyes looking genuinely glad to see it.]

Man, I haven’t seen one of those ins YEARS.

[he looks over the armlet for a moment]

Lost mine years ago. Had some bad blood with a group of people and it got cut, had to ditch it.

oh my god thweet! you’re like…thumoniing people like they’re captaiin planet, right??

>The fourteen year old smiled, and examined the tattoos.

wow you are thooo badathh.

>Admiration!!

…oh. i’m thorry. why didn’t you remake yourth again??

>Wouldn’t that be logical?

kwieta: the “you wouldnt download a pizza” campaign is the worst way to convince people not to...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 00:12:00 +0200

kwieta:

the “you wouldnt download a pizza” campaign is the worst way to convince people not to steal music of course i would download a pizza do u know who i am

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit: somanycodes: moviie2 bored me and up untiill thii2 poiint iit hurt two...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 00:11:56 +0200

somanycodes:

moviie2 bored me and up untiill thii2 poiint iit hurt two type, henceforth game2 were out of the que2tiion.

Well, now that it doesn’t, what’s stopping You?

ii don’t feel liike moviing.

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit: somanycodes: aw. 2o there goe2 the wonderou2 and perfectly plau2iible...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 00:00:58 +0200

somanycodes:

aw.

2o there goe2 the wonderou2 and perfectly plau2iible plan of a2kiing an aliien fbii equiivalent two 2hare the empiire’2 top 2ecret plan2 wiith a bored fourteen year old bored human and expectiing an an2wer.

If You’re bored, whY don’t You go do something entertaining? Sit down and watch a movie or something?

moviie2 bored me and up untiill thii2 poiint iit hurt two type, henceforth game2 were out of the que2tiion.

mycoffeewarnedmeaboutit: somanycodes: 2o, got any iintere2tiing ca2e2? Not at the moment, but I...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 23:52:25 +0200